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(female voice) Spacecraft 151O25P, please state your purpose on Aloris.

- Aloris, this is Mordomo. Just want to refuel. Copy.

(female voice) Spacecraft 151O25P, refuel operation authorized. Please head to Space Port 3.

- Do you know where I can place a phone call?

(female voice) Interstellar payphones are available in the main station.

- Thank you, Aloris. Docking in Space Port 3 now.


- Now where are those payphones?

(Alien language) Indistinguishable. Bump.

- I'm sorry, friend.

(Alien language) Angry.

- People are not friendly around here...

(male voice) Hey, you're an earthling, aren't you?

- uh... yeah. Listen I don't want any trouble. Just looking for a payphone.

(male voice) Payphone? Are you lost earthling?

- No, no... I'm heading to the main station. Let me through.

(male voice) Sure... just give us your credits and we'll let you go. Call it a fee for helping you walk right.

- Not gonna happen buddy.

(male voice) Hey! Get back here! Get him!




- I think I lost them... and this looks like the main station. Now where are those payphones.

- There they are...

(female voice) Welcome to the Aloris interstellar phone system. Please state your destination call.

- Uh Hi, I want to place a call to Earth, please.

(female voice) This service is only available on our premium phone booths. Would you like to call another destination.

- What?! No. What is a premium phone booth?


(female voice) Welcome to the Aloris interstellar phone system. Please state your destination call.

- Yeah, call Earth.

(female voice) This service is only available on our premium phone booths. Would you like to call another destination.

- Uhhh. Come on!...

(male voice) Welcome to the Aloris premium interstellar phone system. Please state your destination call.

- Finally! Call Earth.

(male voice) Destination accepted. Please insert the required credits and we'll start the call for you...